Teacher Our Mumu Don Do
By Ovie Edomi
All-Students: There is confusion in the class ooo
Prof : Does it look like my name is Prof Confusion? How can a whole class be in confusion?
4th Student : Having a man of your calibre as our teacher without anyone moving forward to the next level is enough to cause confusion Sir.
7th Student : The school authorities told us that they were recruiting the best mind for this course but we have not seen the good, talkless of the better, not to imagine that the best is on the way.
Prof : What is happening here? Are you no longer my students?
31st Student – We are your students but you are now synonymous with confusion and lack of performance/progress